Debaser

Harrison has taken to calling out, "Oh FUCK!" whenever we are driving and come to an abrupt stop.

It's a charming habit, and honestly, I just have no idea where he might have picked that up.

We're of the opinion that it doesn't matter, since the only other people he ever drives with are my parents. (Surprise, Mom and Dad!)

What Harrison Said He is Thankful For

1. Grandma
2. Grandpa
3. Mama
4. Dada
5. Toys
6. Meow

Smiling

I've been periodically smiling since Saturday, when we went grocery shopping and the parking lot attendant came over to take away our cart.

"Thank you, Man." Harrison said.

Everybody Poops

"I don't want to poop on the potty. I want to poop in my pants."

Wouldn't you say something is seriously wrong when one is intelligent enough to utter these complete sentences but would honestly rather crap his pants?

I'm just speaking hypothetically, of course.

Quiverfull women

There is an article about a certain sect of Fundamentalist Christians in the latest Nation that scared the living bejesus out of me. I don't even know what else to say about it. Wow.

"Quiverfull women are more than mothers. They're domestic warriors in the battle against what they see as forty years of destruction wrought by women's liberation: contraception, women's careers, abortion, divorce, homosexuality and child abuse, in that order."