Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Not Lost In Translation

1. ROW! ROW! MOMMY! ROW! ROW!
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Mother, would you please sing Row Row Row Your Boat for me, please?

2. HAM!
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Mother, I would like it very much if you would read to me Dr. Seuss' Green Eggs and Ham, if you have a spare moment?

3. ANNIE? ANNIE?
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The cats are very cute, Mother, and I would like to give them cat treats, or as you call them, "kitty candies". Can you please get the "kitty candies" down for me, so that I may feed them?

4. UP!
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I require some assistance getting up on this bed, Mother. Can you please assist me?

5. UPP!
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I require some assistance getting down from this bed, Mother. Can you please assist me?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

LOL like crazy....HYSTERICAL.