Friday, June 09, 2006

Knock! Knock!

Remodeling, spackle, DIY, painting, tired, blah, blah, blah. That pretty much sums up the level of excitement going on in the Hellion household, so why don't you just read this fantastic editorial from our alternative newsweekly instead?

It uses the phrase "massive knockers"! TWICE! And isn't that really all the incentive you need?

"I can't nurse in public, where I'll be the target of dumbfuck mall managers and leering creeps. And that's another confusing message for girls: massive knockers are associated with beauty, but nursing itself --- which causes massive knockers, if temporarily --- is taboo."

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