I am hereby stating that I am not responsible for my actions if I have one more conversation in which someone I don't know very well says to me, "WOW. You are HUGE! I can't believe you are not due until March!"
I may respond with an equally inappropriate comment on their bodily appearance. Such as:
"Holy Christ! Did you get in some kind of accident when you were little? Your nose is just entirely disproportionate to your face. "
or
"Whoa. Is everything okay? Why do you have all those zits?"
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