Monday, July 31, 2006

Curious about George

Harrison's new favorite book is Curious George. I hadn't read this one in a long time, probably since I was a kid, and while I couldn't care less about George smoking a pipe (book #1) or even passing out on an ether high (book #2), I found that I was slightly alarmed by the whole kidnapping of George from Africa by Slavemaster Whitey (The Man with the Big Yellow Hat).


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After doing a few searches on the web, I found that this subtext is one that is hotly debated by both laypeople and academics. And, to this English major, the discussion of the ordinary Janes and Joes duking it out in the Amazon reviews is even better than the scholarly analysis.

Here are some choice comments from Amazon:


"This book is too scary for my whole family. My child is now traumatized and needs mental help."


"How could anyone write a bad review of these priceless books? Does anyone really believe these stories will lead children to think that it is a good idea to go off with someone who throws a sack over their head?"


"Just because it's old doesn't mean it's good."


"After a couple readings...it became very clear that Curious George has the same exact story line, less than thinly disguised, that White Southerners used to tell about African Southerners. A relic from a bygone era, its continuing popularity is no doubt related to its consistent use of our always popular traditional conservative American prejudice and ignorance."


"I...was shocked at the underlying negativity. How a cute little monkey is ripped from his family and homeland and tries to acclimate unsuccessfully to his new surroundings resonates uncomfortably with the accounts of African slave experiences. This is not entertaining by any means, and I think it would give a child nightmares."


"I'm not sure what happened to the sweet, funny story that I remembered reading as a child. Instead, George is stolen from where he belongs, with his mother (always a good topic at bedtime!), and then, faced with a strange new world in which he doesn't fit in, manages to get into a lot of trouble with people who don't understand why a monkey doesn't function well in western human society."


"Little Black Sambo was once considered a classic, but I'm glad my parents spared me."


For my part, I'll probably keep reading Curious George to Harrison. He thinks the picture of captured George with his head poking out of a bag is HILARIOUS.


Hopefully that doesn't mean he's going to join the Aryan youth movement.


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Links:

Des Moine Register

Wikipedia

Wall Street Journal

San Franciso Chronicle

Friday, July 28, 2006

Breasts are More than Sex Objects

This article, about the insanely Puritanical hubub created by a picture of an infant nursing on the cover of a mothering magazine, is so goddamned depressing.

In the words of one of the women interviewed,""It's not like women are whipping them out with tassels on them."

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Budding Feminist

For those Muppet Show Season 1 DVD fans, please revisit episode 11 with host Candice Bergen. Because of this particular song, Harrison has renamed the entire series "The Mean Guy Show."

Good boy!

Put Another Log on the Fire

Put another log on the fire. Cook me up some bacon and some beans. Go out to the car and change the tire. Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.

Baby, fill my pipe and then go fetch my slippers. Boil me up another pot of tea. Put another log on the fire, girl. Come and tell me why youre leaving me.

Dont I let you wash the car on sunday? Dont I warn you when youre getting fat ? Aint I gonna take you fishing some day ? Well, a man cant love a woman more than that.

Aint I always nice to your kid sister? Dont I take her driving every night? So sit here at my feet because I like you when youre sweet, and you know that it ain't feminine to fight.

Friday, July 07, 2006

The Carpet Anniversary

Doug and I were married five years ago today.

We've decided to take it easy this year. No cards. No fancy dinner. Most notably, no gifts, since we just spent six bajillion dollars on our remodeling project. In light of that, we've decided to rewrite the list of traditional anniverary gifts:

First: paper
Second: cotton
Third: leather
Fourth: linen, silk
Fifth: wood, carpet

It also doesn't seem right to celebrate today, given New York's Court of Appeals disgraceful ruling yesterday upholding marriage discrimination.

What a shock and a disappointment.

Image: Weeee!


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