[Doug gets home from work.]
D: Hi, buddy! I missed you. Give me a kiss.
H: Hi, daddy. I missed you too, but don't kiss me.
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S: Why don't you get on the potty, bud?
H: No.
S: Hey- what happened to my good listener?
H: He's dead. [laughs]
S: Oh no! He died?
H: [comes into the bathroom] Noooo! I was just tricking you, mommy!
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