Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Angst

H: Brenden doesn't care about me.
D: What?
H: Brenden. He doesn't care about me.
S: What do you mean? Why do you think that? He invited you to his birthday party, so I'm sure he likes you.
H: Because I told a joke to him today and he didn't laugh.
S&D [quietly snickering]: What was the joke?
H: Knock knock.
S&D: Who's there?
H: Chicken.
S&D: Chicken who?
H: Why did the chicken cross the road?
S&D: Why?
H: Because he wanted to get to the other side!!!
S&D: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
S&D: Brenden didn't think that was funny?
H: No.

1 comment:

Val said...

I guess it's better than:

knock knock.

who's there?

chicken.

chicken who?

chicken yum yum.

OVER and OVER and OVER.