Monday, May 09, 2005

Attn. Organ Donors!

Do any of you want to sell Harrison your stomach? Because he really likes to eat handfuls of grass every time we go outside, which cows do all of the time (I'm assuming successfully), but based on the vomiting, I'd have to guess that grass isn't digested as easily by humans. So perhaps if he gets an organ donation of three extra stomachs, his digestion will function like a cow's, and he might be able to continue this grass-eating thing without puking all over my house.

Anyone? I can pay cash!

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