Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Could this morning get any more gross?

In reverse chronological order:

7:15 AM- Drove in to this Morning Edition piece about prison dentistry and the phenomenon of "meth mouth." It was no classic driveway moment, but I sat in the parking garage and could not stop listening. Following this, I'm sure my recurring tooth-disaster nightmares will be starting up again.
6:50 AM- Got peed on 10 minutes after getting out of shower, while prepping Harrison for an emergency morning bath (see below).
6:40 AM- Noticed a smell coming from Harrison's room, which we determined upon entry to be puke: hours-old puke consisting of barely chewed chicken and carrot bits. The scatter pattern and presence of bits in hair revealed that pukee rolled around in puke in his sleep.

Contrary to popular belief, there is a downside to having a child that sleeps through the night.

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