At Least He Tried to Clean It

S: What happened to the shirt you were wearing this morning when you went to school?

H: Miss Legenhausen said I had to change it.

S: Did you get water on it?

H: Yes.

S: What happened?

H: I sneezed, and then I wiped my nose on my sleeve like this [demonstrates], then there were boogers on my sleeve, so I washed my shirt in the sink, and then my shirt was wet, so Miss Legenhausen said I had to change it.

S: Nice.