Evil toddler stands next to couch where Mama sits, grunting and patting couch cushions.
Mama: "Up?"
Evil toddler: "Up!"
Evil toddler gets boost and proceeds to smack Mama in face repeatedly.
Mama grabs ET's hand: "No! Hitting is not nice!"
Mama gets up from couch and sits away from ET, avoiding eye contact and ignoring, as instructed by parenting books, Super Nanny, and Nanny 911.
ET begins hitting self in face repeatedly.
ET: "Nah nii!" ("Not nice!")
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