More Evidence that Parenthood is the Toughest Job

Exhibit A:

Coworker Mike and wife Donna discover that a human hair has wrapped itself around 3 month-old son Jayce's toe. Toe is bloodless and cut but survives.

Exhibit B:

Coworker Tom's 4-year old son Thomas Jr. insists on wearing Halloween cat suit unless it is being washed. Wears cat suit to store, school, bed, etc. Sleeps on comforter on floor and refuses to have nails cut because he is a cat.