Toys Obviously Made in Satan's Workshop

If one were to, say, give a child a toy that doesn't do anything except make blaring distorted sounds when you either throw it or push a button, one should not be surprised if such child's parents throw said toy through the windshield of one's car.

Not that that we'd ever do such a thing.

We love all the toys that Harrison's been given.

Really.

Thank you all so much, you wonderful people!