Monday, April 04, 2005

I do not work for General Mills

Advice for new moms of self-feeders:

Bored baby? Self-fed Cheerios
Tired baby? Self-fed Cheerios
Cranky baby? Self-fed Cheerios
Baby sick of being in plane/restaurant/Exersaucer/highchair/car? Self-fed Cheerios/Cheerios/Cheerios/Cheerios/Cheerios

You get the point.

God exists and he or she invented Cheerios.

Question for experienced moms:

Is it possible for a child to overdose on Cheerios?

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