MOWBAGUTOF

Has your baby started knocking on the bathroom door and yelling "Mama!" whenever you take a few minutes to pee? Has he learned how to walk in a week? Has he figured out how to use household objects as step stools? Has he suddenly refused to eat baby food? Is today his first day in the big kid's room at day care?

Fear not, because there is help. . .

I am pleased to announce May 12th as the date for the inaugural meeting of Mothers Whose Babies Are Growing Up Too Fast (MOWBAGUTOF). Please spread the word that we will be meeting at Dickey's Pub at 10:34 pm. Bring plenty of tissues and money for hard liquor.

Whether you're in the denial, anger, bargaining, depression, or acceptance stage (or all 5 simultaneously, as I am), at MOWBAGUTOF you will always feel welcomed!